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The End of Spamming the Spammers

 

It's Dieter P. Bieny's final round of repartee with e-mail spammers, and he's saved the best for last! Dieter pulls out all the stops with "The Name Game", Spammer Poetry, and the wonder that is. . . Rubby Love. Dieter bids adieu to his readers with a tender lollapalooza of secret codes, hashtags, and doctored images that will elicit tears of laughter from one eye, and tears of sadness from the other.

 

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  Spamming the Spammers 2

More Spamming the Spammers

 

HE'S BACK! Did you miss him? Dieter P. Bieny resumes his campaign against e-mail spammers, seeking justice and entertainment value at every turn. Can he still convince the scammers to invest their time and effort in an ultimately fruitless endeavor, or have they caught on to his game?


WHAT'S NEW? Dieter ups the ante with new fake IDs, harder-to-believe occupations and living situations, and more obnoxious personal questions than ever. The results? A symphony of badly spelled attempts at fraud, the occasional revealing glimpse at the minds behind the spam, and a spammer who, seeking forgiveness, admits that “Dieter P. is the only man for me”—100 times. Buy it today from one of the sources below:


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  Robin Hood Robin Hood

Courage, cunning, leadership... and unparalleled skill with a bow!

With King Richard held hostage across the sea, his brother, Prince John, has set about a plan to increase his riches and make his temporary rise to the crown... permanent. Under John's rule, local authorities like the Sheriff of Nottingham and Sir Guy of Gisbourne oversee a scheme that is taxing the people beyond their tolerance.

 

Beset by tragedy, young Robin of Locksley flees into Sherwood Forest and emerges as Robin Hood, leader of the Merry Men – a band of outlaws who fight the Sheriff's policies by robbing his money wagons and distributing the proceeds to their poor countrymen.


Robin Hood, along with Maid Marion, Little John, Friar Tuck, and others, battles to outwit Prince John, the Sheriff, and Sir Guy, and restore the balance of power between the sovereign and his subjects.

 

"Peter Dabbene's graphic novel Robin Hood uses the traditional  idea of Robin's robbing from the rich and giving to the poor to make him a defender of social justice in Britain and ultimately one of the forces behind the Magna Carta. The story he creates in his graphic novel is a clever and entertaining addition to theRobin Hood tradition."

                                  – Alan Lupack, General Editor of The Robin Hood Project

                                     

 

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Spamming the Spammers

You've got spam! And so does everyone else. But what happens when you reply to those spam e-mails? Dieter P. Bieny finds out by engaging in humorous exchanges with real spammers.

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  Prime Movements

Prime Movements

My first collection of stories – science fiction, adventure, humor, and memoir – a little bit of everything. 

Yes, there’s a monkey with a typewriter on the cover. No, he didn’t write this book. Hopefully, that’s a good thing.


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  Mr Dreyfus' Demons

Mister Dreyfus' Demons

Novel. There’s a war in hell, and Fred Dreyfus has just walked into it. The question is: can he get himself out?

What people are saying about Mister Dreyfus’ Demons:

“Not how it happened at all.” – Adolf Hitler

“Peter’s perspicacious pastiche prevents pigeonholing, plowing past perfunctory potboilers and providing a premier, potent primer on politics and propaganda. Printed with precision, peerless and penetrating, passionate and patient, the puissant prose pesters for promotion and propagation.” 
– The Spirit of Spiro Agnew Weekly Newsletter

“Reading this book gave me a good idea of what hell must really be like.” – Anonymous

“Oh yeah, this is a good book. Real good.” – The Sarcastic Times

“The best foreword I ever wrote.” – John Rappacioulo

“Excellent font work.” – The Font Fount

A Bippy Spiff’s Book Consortium Alternate Selection

Winner of the Bippy Spiff Certificate of Appreciation for Middlebrow Literature

 

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  Glassolalia

Glossolalia

Another collection of stories.  Once again, you get sci-fi, humor, some darker, scarier stuff, and the always fun to describe “non-genre specific” stories. All for the low, low price of…

Definitions of Glossolalia:

"speaking in tongues" or “speaking with many voices”

“divinely-inspired language”

“repetitive nonsense speech”

“fabricated and nonmeaningful speech, especially such speech associated with a trance state or certain schizophrenic syndromes.”

“profuse and often emotionally charged speech that mimics coherent speech but is usually unintelligible to the listener and that is uttered in some states of religious ecstasy and in some schizophrenic states.”

Glossolalia: The Book – Fabricated? Yes. Emotionally charged? Sometimes. Repetitive, unintelligible nonsense? Hopefully not.  Schizophrenic? Not that they tell me. Divinely inspired?  Not that He tells me. Do I need a “God is my co-author” bumper sticker? Judge for yourself.

 

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  Glassolalia

Optimism

Buy it for the poems or just for the photographs. 51 poems, each accompanied by an image (most in full color) by an array of talented photographers (42 different photographers, from 8 countries). The book is large, roughly 8 ½ by 11 inches. Fill up the clear space on your coffee table with a copy or two, or just use it as a coaster. $30 (signed, if requested) from the author.

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  Ark

Ark

After 14 years of space travel, now far past the orbit of Pluto, the crew of the spaceship Explorer has been mysteriously cut off from communication with Earth. In light of Earth’s sudden silence, something about Explorer’s mission—to find and colonize an Earth-like planet—doesn’t ring true anymore. The crew is restless, and amid the turmoil, one of the meta-humans on board discovers a secret, final message from Earth that reveals shocking news. A crew member disappears, and shipwide paranoia ensues—will the Explorer crew band together or turn on themselves? And what is the true nature of their mission?

ARK (140 pages, published by Arcana Comics): Available digitally at www.comixology.com ($4.99). Available in print ($19.95), available at Arcana’s website: http://www.arcana.com/view_issue.php?id=633 or at Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/Ark-Peter-Dabbene/dp/1771351225

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  Glassolalia

Tribute to Orpheus

This anthology of music-related stories includes my story "Reunion Tour."

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