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The End of Spamming the Spammers
It's Dieter P. Bieny's final round of repartee with e-mail spammers, and he's saved the best for last! Dieter pulls out all the stops with "The Name Game", Spammer Poetry, and the wonder that is. . . Rubby Love. Dieter bids adieu to his readers with a tender lollapalooza of secret codes, hashtags, and doctored images that will elicit tears of laughter from one eye, and tears of sadness from the other.
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HE'S BACK! Did you miss him? Dieter P. Bieny resumes his campaign against e-mail spammers, seeking justice and entertainment value at every turn. Can he still convince the scammers to invest their time and effort in an ultimately fruitless endeavor, or have they caught on to his game?
WHAT'S NEW? Dieter ups the ante with new fake IDs, harder-to-believe occupations and living situations, and more obnoxious personal questions than ever. The results? A symphony of badly spelled attempts at fraud, the occasional revealing glimpse at the minds behind the spam, and a spammer who, seeking forgiveness, admits that “Dieter P. is the only man for me”—100 times. Buy it today from one of the sources below: Also available for the Kindle and NOOK And at Lulu.com, in print or epub format iPad, iPhone, and iPod Touch versions available from iTunes Purchase directly from the author through PayPal. Submit an email with this book title as the subject line.
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Robin Hood Courage, cunning, leadership... and unparalleled skill with a bow! With King Richard held hostage across the sea, his brother, Prince John, has set about a plan to increase his riches and make his temporary rise to the crown... permanent. Under John's rule, local authorities like the Sheriff of Nottingham and Sir Guy of Gisbourne oversee a scheme that is taxing the people beyond their tolerance.
Beset by tragedy, young Robin of Locksley flees into Sherwood Forest and emerges as Robin Hood, leader of the Merry Men – a band of outlaws who fight the Sheriff's policies by robbing his money wagons and distributing the proceeds to their poor countrymen.
Robin Hood, along with Maid Marion, Little John, Friar Tuck, and others, battles to outwit Prince John, the Sheriff, and Sir Guy, and restore the balance of power between the sovereign and his subjects.
"Peter Dabbene's graphic novel Robin Hood uses the traditional idea of Robin's robbing from the rich and giving to the poor to make him a defender of social justice in Britain and ultimately one of the forces behind the Magna Carta. The story he creates in his graphic novel is a clever and entertaining addition to theRobin Hood tradition." – Alan Lupack, General Editor of The Robin Hood Project
Available digitally through Comixology.com for just $4.99! Also available in print at Amazon.com Purchase directly from the author through PayPal in print ($18, postage included) or .pdf format ($5) Submit an email with this book title as the subject line) |
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You've got spam! And so does everyone else. But what happens when you reply to those spam e-mails? Dieter P. Bieny finds out by engaging in humorous exchanges with real spammers. Buy it today from one of the sources below: Available in print at Amazon (Also available for the Kindle and NOOK) And at Lulu.com, in print or epub format iPad, iPhone, and iPod Touch versions available from iTunes
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My first collection of stories – science fiction, adventure, humor, and memoir – a little bit of everything. Yes, there’s a monkey with a typewriter on the cover. No, he didn’t write this book. Hopefully, that’s a good thing. Purchase from the author: $25 signed softcover/$30 signed hardcover, including shipping and handling to U.S. addressses. For international addresses, please e-mail first. Purchase directly from the author through PayPal. Submit an email with this book title as the subject line. |
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Novel. There’s a war in hell, and Fred Dreyfus has just walked into it. The question is: can he get himself out? What people are saying about Mister Dreyfus’ Demons:
A Bippy Spiff’s Book Consortium Alternate Selection Winner of the Bippy Spiff Certificate of Appreciation for Middlebrow Literature
Mister Dreyfus’ Demons is now available on iTunes! $9.99 to play on your iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch (or iTunes on your computer). Order it from iTunes.
Also available as a signed softcover ($25) or hardcover ($30) directly from the author, including shipping and handling to U.S. addressses. For international addresses, please e-mail first. Purchase directly from the author through PayPal. Submit an email with this book title as the subject line. |
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Another collection of stories. Once again, you get sci-fi, humor, some darker, scarier stuff, and the always fun to describe “non-genre specific” stories. All for the low, low price of… Definitions of Glossolalia:
Glossolalia: The Book – Fabricated? Yes. Emotionally charged? Sometimes. Repetitive, unintelligible nonsense? Hopefully not. Schizophrenic? Not that they tell me. Divinely inspired? Not that He tells me. Do I need a “God is my co-author” bumper sticker? Judge for yourself.
Glossolalia is now available on iTunes! Just $3.99 to play on your iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch (or iTunes on your computer). Order from iTunes. Purchase directly from the author through PayPal. Submit an email with this book title as the subject line. |
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Buy it for the poems or just for the photographs. 51 poems, each accompanied by an image (most in full color) by an array of talented photographers (42 different photographers, from 8 countries). The book is large, roughly 8 ½ by 11 inches. Fill up the clear space on your coffee table with a copy or two, or just use it as a coaster. $30 (signed, if requested) from the author.
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Optimism is now available on iTunes! Just $4.99 to play on your iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch (or iTunes on your computer). Order it from iTunes.
Available for purchase directly from author ($30 signed), including shipping and handling to U.S. addressses. For international addresses, please e-mail first. Purchase directly from the author through PayPal. Submit an email with this book title as the subject line. |
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After 14 years of space travel, now far past the orbit of Pluto, the crew of the spaceship Explorer has been mysteriously cut off from communication with Earth. In light of Earth’s sudden silence, something about Explorer’s mission—to find and colonize an Earth-like planet—doesn’t ring true anymore. The crew is restless, and amid the turmoil, one of the meta-humans on board discovers a secret, final message from Earth that reveals shocking news. A crew member disappears, and shipwide paranoia ensues—will the Explorer crew band together or turn on themselves? And what is the true nature of their mission? Purchase directly from the author through PayPal. Submit an email with this book title as the subject line. |
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This anthology of music-related stories includes my story "Reunion Tour."
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